Saturday, August 22, 2009

rOcK oUt WiTh YoUr $oCk$ OUT!!!!!!

You know what they say about guys with bare feet......

We have a special motto here @ glitternation: BE FEARLESS!!!!!!! Rock those summer trendz with gusto. DO NOT BE AFRAID. remember: U R THE HBIC up in hurr & don't be afraid to let people know it (how could they not?) The trend we are really $EXcited about that will totally showcase all of your a$$ets is the $ock that's not really there, or the $ockllustion. Totally genius for summer, this little gem makes your late-night hook-up think you are doing your due diligence by wearing socks so yr bed doesn't have the aftertaste of sweaty imitation leather shoe, but you are actually lettin' it all HANG OUT. The wearer of this daring acksessorie knows not to sacrifice personal comfort for things like hygiene and social expectations. Don't forget to tend to this perfect (10) tanline with regular sunbaths w/ some real socks (who wants sand between their toes--- GROSS!) So, this summer, while you are getting dressed, ask yrself one thing: "Do I love it?" Make this your one and only question you ever ask yourself. And just remember what your personal lifestyle sexperts at Glitter Nation told you: "DO YOU! (and make sure everyone's watching)!!!!"

czech u on the stinky side,

xo

the lioness

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