McDonalds vs Burger King (Chula style)

I like her black lipstick...

Mami & ME (FAll FA$ion 4CAST)

If the pull out method didn't work/ If you are (s)catholic (read below)

Experts predict Pregnancy is IN for fall.

Did you miss your PE-RI-OD? Don't panic! Forget Plan B, PP and Penny Royal Tea! We got a non-hanger dose of just what the Dr. ordered, and we can guaruntee that you will be feeling Fashion Nasty in no time!!!

Don't worry about being a fashion Faux Pas - The only white you will be wearing after this LABOR DAY is your hospital gown (NOT your wedding gown).

Having a fun bun in the oven doesn't mean the party is over, in fact -the party has just begun. You have 9 months to live every day like it is your last just like we do at Fashion Nasty year round, before you start changing some narsty diapers and using a breast pump (aka milkin' it). Being preggo= being 110% FASHION NASTY so leggo your preggo eggo, put down your pom poms and pick up your trapper keeper and a jar of pickles - Ladies it is time to take some notes on the Fashion Nasty side of pregnancy.

BEING A PREGNANT MAMI GETS YOU HOT and LAID

Carpe Diem carpe(t) eater! If life hands you lemons, make lemonade! Consider this - life (aka Glitter Nation) has handed you a big ass Lemon Tree - so take out your juice(r), shake what ur mama gave ya and go out to the club, make love in da club, and go on with your bad self and EAT A CLUB (5$ footlong Hollerrrr at your roast beef). Being preggers means you boobs and ass will get bigger (more cushion for da pushin'), and you don't even have to get any work done! Men won't be able to keep their hands off your double deez.

So remember that you are SexC and NOW you can even have unprotected sex without having to worry about getting pregnant, just remember this opportunity only lasts for nine months so be sure to take full advantage of it!

Motherhood has designed a very special line for MILFs that aren't ready to give up their freedom, even if it means takin' their baby/fertilized egg with them along for the ride.

We LOVE body paint

'gnant celebs

I had to throw this one in here...

FASHION NASTY Jail Bait

got to go my biological cock is ticking,

xo

RC(ola)

¡¿¡¡¿¡¿¿¡¿¿¡¿Yóú cáñ pút mé óñ yóú líké á brañd ñéw whíté T?!?!!?!?!!??!

WHy am I so obsessed with her???? mebbe itz cuz shes .5 latinaaaa?!?!










<3revecca
ps: still esperando for one w/avram "the gnome" chomsky

rOcK oUt WiTh YoUr $oCk$ OUT!!!!!!

You know what they say about guys with bare feet......

We have a special motto here @ glitternation: BE FEARLESS!!!!!!! Rock those summer trendz with gusto. DO NOT BE AFRAID. remember: U R THE HBIC up in hurr & don't be afraid to let people know it (how could they not?) The trend we are really $EXcited about that will totally showcase all of your a$$ets is the $ock that's not really there, or the $ockllustion. Totally genius for summer, this little gem makes your late-night hook-up think you are doing your due diligence by wearing socks so yr bed doesn't have the aftertaste of sweaty imitation leather shoe, but you are actually lettin' it all HANG OUT. The wearer of this daring acksessorie knows not to sacrifice personal comfort for things like hygiene and social expectations. Don't forget to tend to this perfect (10) tanline with regular sunbaths w/ some real socks (who wants sand between their toes--- GROSS!) So, this summer, while you are getting dressed, ask yrself one thing: "Do I love it?" Make this your one and only question you ever ask yourself. And just remember what your personal lifestyle sexperts at Glitter Nation told you: "DO YOU! (and make sure everyone's watching)!!!!"

czech u on the stinky side,

xo

the lioness

HAAAEEEYY GIRL!

If this ain't Fashionasty,

we don't know what is!

A$$PIRATIONAL

Chubby Cha$er$ Club

Glitternation Fa$hiona$ties have got the munchies, and "black, fat and ugly" always makes us hungry, and nothings says I-LUV-U like a B.O.B (Big Ol' Belly). So CUM on in and finish that snack pack, and let us burger babies get a taste of that rappers delight.

The King of all (burger) Kings, this Notorious B.I.G.(gie) AKA Biggie Smalls AKA O.G. Big Mac-gimme-a-heart-attack keeps it always fresh2death (~RIP~). From lumberjacks with the hat to match, this little hunk-o-chunk loves it young, fresh and green. From serious to (business)casual, Mr. XXX-topher Wallace loves to tote the coogie (coochie) sweaters and the (big daddy) canes. BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT BIG BLACK MAN.

Big Pun = Big Fun. (S)expressing his sensual side, our lil' Sexy-Mexi is full of love and color. Patterns are a must because THE BIGGER, THE BOLDER, THE BETTER. More SAT-IN (my face) for this latin please, punish me on all 4's hands and knees!


I got it at (Rick) Ross! NO SHAME IS ALL GAME. It's no surprise this man loves to BEAR it all. Rick can Ross me anytime. Boob sweat, NO SWEAT! Just take it off, and wipe it off (my face). Heads down, asses up, we salute you!

XOXOXOX, ur tiny dancer, DIET SQUIRT

U R Whut U EAT

...and now a very important PSA (aka Pubic Service Announcement) from GLITTER NATION to remind you that you are not only what you guzzle down your love nozzle but you are ALSO what you eat a.k.a stuff into your only (pie)HOLE with tastebuds. We demand that you throw away your salad spinner and take a trip to your local Hometwon Buff(gay)et, cuz baby - Glitter Nation is NOT under any circumstances a (or anyone's) side (tossed)salad - in Glitterus, "the Monica Lewinsky".

If you are part of Glitter Nation you are the 7 course meal, the all you can eat buffet, you are the breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert, and THE 1 OF EVERYTHING on the menu at Burger King. Glitter Nation DOES NOT DO DIETS (atkins+alcohol=incident) WE CHARGE BY THE POUND! Glitternation DOES NOT tolerate certain dietary restrictions -so if you can't handle our MEAT get out of the KITCHEN!

Above:WRONG!
Below: RIGHT! - OH SO CRISPY AND DELICIOUS



and just remember....

xoxo

Glitter Burger Baby Nation

MISOGYN(o)IST T-SHIRT CONTEST

We here at Glitter Nation Headquarters believe that it is A.O.K. to wear your he(f)art on your sleeve (or on your chest-moobies included). Nothing says SEX-C and CONfident better than a Fashion Nasty who knows what s/he wants to s(g)ay, and is not afraid to say it (even if it might be offensive to most people, and give the male gender a bad rap)... We found some serious foxes that aren't afraid to put it in there and put it out there! Here are some v(m)ani-T's we stumbled upon... So take a gander below and decode the messages these hunk-a-junks of burnin' love are really trying to say. Put on your jokerfaces and your stinking caps, it is time for Trannyslation 101!



Tran(ny)slation: With lips that thin the only thing lezzies are learning from this DB is how and when to strap it on (if you catch our drift...)



Tran(ny)slation: Dumbledor's estranged brother wants you to be the Vanna to his White, he wants you to take a spin on his wheel of fortune and Pat Sajak you off.

Tran(ny)slation: If you are into role play this B&T tripster is for you! Amy Winehouse eyes wants you to take him home, give him a sponge bath, a bed pan, a cup of Jello and be his wet nurse for the night. We tried to make him go to rehab and he said no, no, no... don't say we didn't warn you!

Tran(ny)slation: All this guy is seeing when he is looking at you is one big juicy poak chop aka the meat to his BBQ. This saucy little cruncher wants to slap on some A1 sauce and give you the macaroni (tossed) salad, baked beans, coleslaw and corn bread that he is so damn hungry for. He wants you to be the corn on his cobb and he will do anything to satisfy his hunger pains aka butter your cups and lick you from your head to your toes. We hope you are wo(man) enuff to satiate his every craving.

Tran(ny)slation: He wants to take out his speculum and give you your annual pap smear in the back of his RV, just make sure that shit is sterilized and demand stirrups on that chair. You don't want his Ray Bans getting lost in your nether-regions...

Tran(ny)slation: I went to the pride parade and all I got was this stupid t-shirt (don't waste your pretty)

Tran(ny)slation: By the end of the night you will have this fuzzy little manpeach BEGGING you to let him starch you panties, scrub your toilet and bake you a sassy c(ass)erole!

xoxo

R.O.B.Y.N.

Do Frie$ Go with that $hake?

if this ain't FA$ION NA$TY I don't know what is!

The Real De$perate Hou$ewives

You don't always have to parade you fanny pack around town to live the fashion nasty lifestyle, in fact some of the NA$TIEST FA$HION happens behind closed doors- example - Peg Bundy (Married with Children) and Joyce Monroe(Edward Scissorhands). These ginger crowned Domestic Queens are Glitter Nation's personal fashion heroines. From their teased hairspray-shellacked bouffants to their long lacquered nails these cougars have mastered every Fashion Nasty trick in the book on how to catch their prey GRRRRR.

Just like us Fashion Nasties, these ladies do NOT apologize for refusing to clean the house, smoking cigs, watching soaps and eating bon-bons, and most importantly for the "Bundy Rule" -where women (and certain men) can no longer go into the back rooms of male strip joints to meet the dancers (see our TRANOREXIC post below).

Peggy and Joyce might have also inspired "NO MA'AM" (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood) - and we applaud them for it! So throw on your favorite leopard body suit, clearest stilettos, slap on some fire engine red lippy and pop open a Bud Light for for the single most thrilling (s)experience of your entire lives!

These megamazonian babes give every average (scatman) Joe a chance to be with a whole lot of woman- This doesn't always work in their favor (it doesn't always work in our favor either), because they most often than not are ill-equipt to perform...

"You know, on TV they say you repairmen (/shoe salesmen) are a lonely bunch of people. Housewives get lonely too. Although you may not realize it since they haven't made a commercial on the subject."

SEMIOTICS OF THE BITCHIN': Whether it's a tossed salad or an ambrosia salad it is always an aphrodisiac (and in style)...

seafoam green=the color of seduction

It takes a real man to give these ladies the hair-gasm they need...

Now I am going to get a bump-it and a six pack and find my very own Al Bundy,

kisses,
Robyn

THE (con)ARTI$T 4-MERLY KNOWN AS SCAT

When we are having so much fun being the hot tranny messes that we are, we sometimes forget that there are sneaky SCATS in our lives trying to poop on our party, blow out our Olympdick torches and rain on our panty parades. THE #1 rule of Glitter Nation is there are absolutely NO SCATS ALLOWED.

So if there is a scat in your life and you find yourself trying to get the shit stains our of their underwear, or find your toothbrush with a pube stuck in it, OR there are clouds in your Irish cofee DON'T make up excuses (that was the SCAT in your life saying HEY, and the pube WAS NO ACCIDENT) - SO DROP IT LIKE IT's HOT and move on with your bad SELF, because NO ONE PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER - and if they try GLITTER NATION will bring things to an end...

go fuck yourself scatman (please note-we are not talking about the cute jailbait singing the scatman song-which we love by the way, we are talking about people who are scats in our lives. A Scatman - in Glitterus (Glitter Nation jargon) is person who is so worthless, annoying, manipulative, fraudulent and especially NOT FUN that they might as well be a pile of shit for all we care!

yours truly, madly, deeply

robyn

Ronald McSOULJAH BOIIIIIII

SHAKE UR POAK CHOP

DO Unicorn$ ($)EXIST?

THIS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING - and not what we had in mind... THERE IS A TURD FORNICATING WITH A VAGINA ON HER FORHEAD <3

WEEEEE LOVEEEE UNICORNS - especially in pop-culture. The myth, the (wo)man, the legend...

BAMS+AMERICA=NOT ugly betty, YES WE CAN!!!! I just hope they wipe the grins off their shit eating faces before they hop on my pony...
PRINCESS TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN Unicorns are a Fashion Nastie's bffae. How could we not love the sweet cuddly phallic headed, virgin seducing, glitter pooping B-E-A-S-T.
Apparently CATHERINE THE GREAT wasn't the only fan of the UNICh(p)orn - pronounced in Glitterus as u-ni-que-porn... THE GIRLS WANT TO BE HER. Taste the Rainbow-and so much more...

this leaves us asking you one question... WOULD YOU WITH THE LIGHTS ON? Let's just hope the horn on his head ain't the size of his ew know what...

Who, what, where, when and WHY?!! GURRRL Back that thang up...

We found this photo in the back pages of Lisa Frank's sketchbook (obviously a self hater)... THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF TAKING IT TOO FAR - GLITTER NATION DOES NOT APPROVE SELF HATE - WE DO NOT APPROVE!!!!!

A girl's best friend, a boy's dream come true...

DIVALICIOUS - Look at the tits on that stallion - HEE HAWW

Look at the tits on this stallion. Let's turn Maybe into DEFINITELY

ALWAYS URRRSSS

ROBYN(there, done that)