THE (con)ARTI$T 4-MERLY KNOWN AS SCAT

When we are having so much fun being the hot tranny messes that we are, we sometimes forget that there are sneaky SCATS in our lives trying to poop on our party, blow out our Olympdick torches and rain on our panty parades. THE #1 rule of Glitter Nation is there are absolutely NO SCATS ALLOWED.

So if there is a scat in your life and you find yourself trying to get the shit stains our of their underwear, or find your toothbrush with a pube stuck in it, OR there are clouds in your Irish cofee DON'T make up excuses (that was the SCAT in your life saying HEY, and the pube WAS NO ACCIDENT) - SO DROP IT LIKE IT's HOT and move on with your bad SELF, because NO ONE PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER - and if they try GLITTER NATION will bring things to an end...

go fuck yourself scatman (please note-we are not talking about the cute jailbait singing the scatman song-which we love by the way, we are talking about people who are scats in our lives. A Scatman - in Glitterus (Glitter Nation jargon) is person who is so worthless, annoying, manipulative, fraudulent and especially NOT FUN that they might as well be a pile of shit for all we care!

yours truly, madly, deeply

robyn