You don't always have to parade you fanny pack around town to live the fashion nasty lifestyle, in fact some of the NA$TIEST FA$HION happens behind closed doors- example - Peg Bundy (Married with Children) and Joyce Monroe(Edward Scissorhands). These ginger crowned Domestic Queens are Glitter Nation's personal fashion heroines. From their teased hairspray-shellacked bouffants to their long lacquered nails these cougars have mastered every Fashion Nasty trick in the book on how to catch their prey GRRRRR.
Just like us Fashion Nasties, these ladies do NOT apologize for refusing to clean the house, smoking cigs, watching soaps and eating bon-bons, and most importantly for the "Bundy Rule" -where women (and certain men) can no longer go into the back rooms of male strip joints to meet the dancers (see our TRANOREXIC post below). Peggy and Joyce might have also inspired "NO MA'AM" (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood) - and we applaud them for it! So throw on your favorite leopard body suit, clearest stilettos, slap on some fire engine red lippy and pop open a Bud Light for for the single most thrilling (s)experience of your entire lives!
These megamazonian babes give every average (scatman) Joe a chance to be with a whole lot of woman- This doesn't always work in their favor (it doesn't always work in our favor either), because they most often than not are ill-equipt to perform... 
"You know, on TV they say you repairmen (/shoe salesmen) are a lonely bunch of people. Housewives get lonely too. Although you may not realize it since they haven't made a commercial on the subject."
SEMIOTICS OF THE BITCHIN': Whether it's a tossed salad or an ambrosia salad it is always an aphrodisiac (and in style)...
seafoam green=the color of seduction
It takes a real man to give these ladies the hair-gasm they need...
Now I am going to get a bump-it and a six pack and find my very own Al Bundy,
kisses,
Robyn
Robyn
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