If the pull out method didn't work/ If you are (s)catholic (read below)
Experts predict Pregnancy is IN for fall.
Did you miss your PE-RI-OD? Don't panic! Forget Plan B, PP and Penny Royal Tea! We got a non-hanger dose of just what the Dr. ordered, and we can guaruntee that you will be feeling Fashion Nasty in no time!!!
Don't worry about being a fashion Faux Pas - The only white you will be wearing after this LABOR DAY is your hospital gown (NOT your wedding gown).
Having a fun bun in the oven doesn't mean the party is over, in fact -the party has just begun. You have 9 months to live every day like it is your last just like we do at Fashion Nasty year round, before you start changing some narsty diapers and using a breast pump (aka milkin' it). Being preggo= being 110% FASHION NASTY so leggo your preggo eggo, put down your pom poms and pick up your trapper keeper and a jar of pickles - Ladies it is time to take some notes on the Fashion Nasty side of pregnancy.
BEING A PREGNANT MAMI GETS YOU HOT and LAID
Carpe Diem carpe(t) eater! If life hands you lemons, make lemonade! Consider this - life (aka Glitter Nation) has handed you a big ass Lemon Tree - so take out your juice(r), shake what ur mama gave ya and go out to the club, make love in da club, and go on with your bad self and EAT A CLUB (5$ footlong Hollerrrr at your roast beef). Being preggers means you boobs and ass will get bigger (more cushion for da pushin'), and you don't even have to get any work done! Men won't be able to keep their hands off your double deez.
So remember that you are SexC and NOW you can even have unprotected sex without having to worry about getting pregnant, just remember this opportunity only lasts for nine months so be sure to take full advantage of it!
Motherhood has designed a very special line for MILFs that aren't ready to give up their freedom, even if it means takin' their baby/fertilized egg with them along for the ride.
HAHAHAHAHA GET IN MY BELLY BLLAADAAHHH
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