MISOGYN(o)IST T-SHIRT CONTEST

We here at Glitter Nation Headquarters believe that it is A.O.K. to wear your he(f)art on your sleeve (or on your chest-moobies included). Nothing says SEX-C and CONfident better than a Fashion Nasty who knows what s/he wants to s(g)ay, and is not afraid to say it (even if it might be offensive to most people, and give the male gender a bad rap)... We found some serious foxes that aren't afraid to put it in there and put it out there! Here are some v(m)ani-T's we stumbled upon... So take a gander below and decode the messages these hunk-a-junks of burnin' love are really trying to say. Put on your jokerfaces and your stinking caps, it is time for Trannyslation 101!



Tran(ny)slation: With lips that thin the only thing lezzies are learning from this DB is how and when to strap it on (if you catch our drift...)



Tran(ny)slation: Dumbledor's estranged brother wants you to be the Vanna to his White, he wants you to take a spin on his wheel of fortune and Pat Sajak you off.

Tran(ny)slation: If you are into role play this B&T tripster is for you! Amy Winehouse eyes wants you to take him home, give him a sponge bath, a bed pan, a cup of Jello and be his wet nurse for the night. We tried to make him go to rehab and he said no, no, no... don't say we didn't warn you!

Tran(ny)slation: All this guy is seeing when he is looking at you is one big juicy poak chop aka the meat to his BBQ. This saucy little cruncher wants to slap on some A1 sauce and give you the macaroni (tossed) salad, baked beans, coleslaw and corn bread that he is so damn hungry for. He wants you to be the corn on his cobb and he will do anything to satisfy his hunger pains aka butter your cups and lick you from your head to your toes. We hope you are wo(man) enuff to satiate his every craving.

Tran(ny)slation: He wants to take out his speculum and give you your annual pap smear in the back of his RV, just make sure that shit is sterilized and demand stirrups on that chair. You don't want his Ray Bans getting lost in your nether-regions...

Tran(ny)slation: I went to the pride parade and all I got was this stupid t-shirt (don't waste your pretty)

Tran(ny)slation: By the end of the night you will have this fuzzy little manpeach BEGGING you to let him starch you panties, scrub your toilet and bake you a sassy c(ass)erole!

xoxo

R.O.B.Y.N.