$MILE W!TH UR TH!GH$$

GET WI$E AND $PREAD UR THIGH$

Fa$hion Nasty loves the Boom-boom shorts, and the Boom-boom loveeesss us...


(milk)shake your HAMHOCKS, (milk)shake your POAK CHOPS

What is your favorite body part?

DO YOU LIKE WHITE MEAT OR BROWN? DO YOU LIKE BREASTS OR THE THIGHS???
If you can't answer this question - Then we can answer it for you! We are the LUCKYYY KenTUCKY to your NIPTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN. And we are here to serve you our favorite dish with a side salad (tossed w/extra sauce). We got all flavors of meat for you, but our DELICACY is CAMELTOE ie CAMEL SNACKS (if you just forgot to pack your lunch and need to grab something out of the ice box -yeahh) and you can also get a pudding pack - if you catch my drifttt.

THERE AIN'T NUTTIN' WRONG WIT A LITTLE BUMP AND GRYND
As Tyra taught us on America's Next Top Tranny - It's not what you eat, it's who you eat...that's what she said...SO SORRY boyzzz SHE LIKES THE OTHER WHITE MEAT. Anyway she is very familiar with thighs-if you know what I mean. THE SHORTER YOUR SHORTS THE BIGGER YOUR TOES - and you know what it means when a man has big toes...
THE THIGHS THE LIMIT

THE MOMMIER THE JEANS the larger the TOE, the BIGGER THE BARGAIN - THE DAISy-er(cock of glove) the duke. Booty shorts are in this Season so stock up at your local RAINBOW or STRAWBERRY's for the latest trents for sumthin' cheap in your BUTTGETTT.

$ALUTE YOUR $HORT $HORTTTSSSzzzz!!!!