Friday, September 11, 2009

BLAME IT ON THE BLOW POP!!!

Night in Question


Glitternation, where has my world been without you? I was once lost now I am found. Twas blind but now I see. Let us begin with a simple day with a meeting of minds with the GLITTERNATION Spice crew. Never did I have a more amazing time. Dinner at Zuni , drinks AT Chez Josephine( including, vodka, wine, champagne and other forms of delectable with great people. Did I mention there were Blow Pops involved, which led to an interesting experience at the bar with a very nice looking young bartender. There was flirting, Blow Pop eye gazing. Yes, what would the world be without looking into the eyes of a complete stranger did I mention a sexy stranger, while sucking on a Blow Pop? I am the proud owner of a brand new amazing relationship, but are there rules to when you can cheat?

I say YES!!!!!

EXCEPTION 1: Celebrity Status
If they are a celebrity or have some type of power, be it financial, celebrity or George Clooney, you have to do it for one reason. You have to tell the story. Your friends have the right to know how that night with the guy from the Cincinatti Bengals was. There are other reasons but that is the one I needed to list at 2:00am in the morning.

Exception 2: They are really CUTE!

You need it! You know why! There is no other way to explain. Send in questions if you need extra explanation on this one.

Exception 3: You are on vacation.

Stella Got her Groove Back! You can too! Enough SAID!

Exception 4: Your current Boo is trying to stop you from living your full Glitternation lifestyle potential.

Let’s face it; if he is holding you back or still needs work in certain areas and you have tried to work on them, you need to be thinking about the future and bottom line: IT MIGHT NOT BE the right situation for you!!! Test the Waters!
CONCLUSION: TAKE A PAGE FROM MY GIRL JULIA ROBERTS IN SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY AND PRETTY WOMAN..

PRETTY WOMAN: She had Exceptions 1 & 2 holding her down. Richard Gere was cute and he was buying companies, driving around in hot cars, punching Lewis(Celebrity Status)

SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY: Exception 4 was the culprit. She wanted to be her. She had to fake her own death, learn how to swim, steal a dead woman’s identity, help in the drama department at the local school, bake an apple pie, sleep with the drama teacher, do I need to go on. Don’t let this be you. This is what happens when it goes too far. Go on a date, go for ice cream, see a movie and by all means PLEASE BRING YOUR BLOW POP!

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