A$$-BURGER$

LET'S (OPEN)FACE IT: Fa$hionA$$ties suffer from a syndrome called A$$-Burgers. But don't let this syndrome get you "down." Savor in our flavour and THINK OUTSIDE THE BUNS. Act like you are the CEO of In & Out and order yourself an ASS-KINS approved double double (s)extra animal style from the secret menu:

Be the BBP (BUTT BURGER PIRATE) and get dat booty!



CALLING FARMER JOHN: this 1 is ready 4 slaughter!


this message has been approved by the original hamburger helper herself:


and the ultimate burger-rapist of all thyme:

TRIPLE XXX, diet squirt

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN...

... but they sure do MOONWALK...

BBC IN MY PYT

xoxoxo

the LIONESS

miss cleo comin' atcha

why's dat azn man tryna stop the pyt.party~

Glory Hole Clips and Scarves

FAST FOOD ALL UP IN MY GRILL

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CGI (Come Get In my Belly) BURGER

this virtual burger was made to order from here

xoxox, from ur #1 baby-monster-burger, diet squirt

GAY FOR GAGA

I know I'm late on the VMA tip, but I needed time to digest before I could go all-out with this colassal burger abortion. I needed to consulate my obGYNsessed members of GLITTERNATION before I went any further. I had to take a piss on the stick, if you katch my drift.

Tote, there were a bunch of memorable things about this year's VMAs, but all I can think about is one thing, and one thing only.

LADY GAGA

I AM A CONVERT. If you ask my fellowsisterz of GLITTERNATION, they can confirm for you: I was one of the people who drank too much haterade when it came to Gaga. Basically, I was mad jealous that there was a BADDER bitch than me on PLANET EARTH. I was just one female hating on another female for reasons that only G-O-D knows 4sure. I wanted to think that she hadn't one creative bone in her little butterface tranny trainwreck body. BUT, I must say that after that performance, I am SOLD aka gayforgaga.com aka WRAP IT UP, PUT IT IN ALUMINUM FOIL, COVER IT IN CHEESE AND I AM IN BURGER HEAVENNNNN aka GIVE ME THE HEARTBURN i can handle it.

IS SHE 4 REAL . COM ?!!!!! click hurr to MAKE AN ASSESSMENT.

I have really never seen a more FA$HIONA$TY betch in my LYPHE.

Today, SUCKA SPICE and I went to Target, where she b-o-u-g-h-t the CD.We sang that shit all day til the cows (aka our boss) came home (and left the stenchof passive agressiveness all over the office. can you say it with me??!!!!: IM NOT .COM).

GAGA: Can you please wipe some of your genius off on me when yr done?

I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN, I'LL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL U LOVE ME BETCHHHHHHHH

My religion is officially lost, never to be found again.

x in my OBSESSED o,

the LIONESS

Hotter than GAGA

ONE HOT TRANNY MESS

scroll to the end - it gets better...


AGHGHGHAGHHAHAHA I CAN'T DEALLL

BLAME IT ON THE BLOW POP!!!

Night in Question

Glitternation, where has my world been without you? I was once lost now I am found. Twas blind but now I see. Let us begin with a simple day with a meeting of minds with the GLITTERNATION Spice crew. Never did I have a more amazing time. Dinner at Zuni , drinks AT Chez Josephine( including, vodka, wine, champagne and other forms of delectable with great people. Did I mention there were Blow Pops involved, which led to an interesting experience at the bar with a very nice looking young bartender. There was flirting, Blow Pop eye gazing. Yes, what would the world be without looking into the eyes of a complete stranger did I mention a sexy stranger, while sucking on a Blow Pop? I am the proud owner of a brand new amazing relationship, but are there rules to when you can cheat?

I say YES!!!!!

EXCEPTION 1: Celebrity Status
If they are a celebrity or have some type of power, be it financial, celebrity or George Clooney, you have to do it for one reason. You have to tell the story. Your friends have the right to know how that night with the guy from the Cincinatti Bengals was. There are other reasons but that is the one I needed to list at 2:00am in the morning.

Exception 2: They are really CUTE!

You need it! You know why! There is no other way to explain. Send in questions if you need extra explanation on this one.

Exception 3: You are on vacation.

Stella Got her Groove Back! You can too! Enough SAID!

Exception 4: Your current Boo is trying to stop you from living your full Glitternation lifestyle potential.

Let’s face it; if he is holding you back or still needs work in certain areas and you have tried to work on them, you need to be thinking about the future and bottom line: IT MIGHT NOT BE the right situation for you!!! Test the Waters!
CONCLUSION: TAKE A PAGE FROM MY GIRL JULIA ROBERTS IN SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY AND PRETTY WOMAN..

PRETTY WOMAN: She had Exceptions 1 & 2 holding her down. Richard Gere was cute and he was buying companies, driving around in hot cars, punching Lewis(Celebrity Status)

SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY: Exception 4 was the culprit. She wanted to be her. She had to fake her own death, learn how to swim, steal a dead woman’s identity, help in the drama department at the local school, bake an apple pie, sleep with the drama teacher, do I need to go on. Don’t let this be you. This is what happens when it goes too far. Go on a date, go for ice cream, see a movie and by all means PLEASE BRING YOUR BLOW POP!

WHO LIKES TACOS? THIS IS OUR NACHOBELL GRANDE aka THE WAY TO MY HE(f)ART

JESSICA RABBIT SYNDROME

Being Fashion Nasty isn't ONLY about what you wear, it is about WHO you wear (it with). Love/a one night fandango with Scatman Joe comes in many shapes and sizes, and as a woman of taller stature (5'11"), I prefer my men size (s)extra small aka you can try me on for size!

I'm sure i'm not the first gal to say size REALLY does matter. The vertically challenged male can always lure me into doing the horizontal mambo #5. The best I ever had was 5'5 with (mickey) blue eyes, he climbed my tree, picked my apples, cut me down (TIMBERRRR!!!!),picked me up and carried me home! I have never been the same...

Jessica Rabbit Syndrome - We are not talking about bestiality (unless you add some of my exes into the equation...). This syndrome is when you are a TALL AMAZONIAN BABE who likes SHORTER MEN. We want short guys to Roger our Rabbits and un-toon us. My rendezvous with men taller than myself (and there have only been a handful) have always resulted in dissapointment (aka sin orgasmo).

We HEART Sally and Don

Having sex with a tall guy is like having sex with the BFG (including slow fumbling,drooling and his dick is NEVER as big as (you expected) his feet and I have proven this problem scientifically by examining a man's Brain to Dick distance (BDd). Tall guys (over 5'9) BDd>short guys (under 5'9) BDd which leads me to conclude that short men are biologically better in bed and needless to say have better "hand thigh coordination" (There is a reason why all gymnast(ies) are short).

WE WANT SOME OF YOUR MAN CANDY

From my wide range of (s)experiences I can ultimately conclude that shorter men (unless they have an A$IAN FETI$H) are better lovers, more eager to please a woman and most importantly want to become a member of your mile thigh club...

Paris - how are you STILL the HBIC???!!!

XOXOXOXOXOXOOOOOOOO I LOVE SHORT MEN

KISS THE RAIN (aka my ass)

ROBYN C>