Fashion Nasties have an unhealthy obsession with shoving burgers (and all the fixuns-if you catch my drift) in our joker-faces. Buns+Meat=the only sexual experience we can buy for under five dollars (and we aren't complaining). All we want to do is shake your milk with our 9 inch straw, we want to double double YOUR d(p)ecker, animal style, with fries. We want to squirt MANnaiseee all over your fish taco McGangbang, and...if YOU like it then you can put an onion ring on it.
How much money do we need to pay to eat that Assburger?! But before we sink our teeth between those juicy buns, we demand a discount! There is no doubt in our minds that there is going to be a hair or two in that juicy little morsel...and no one wants to be remembered as the tranny with the pube stuck between her pearly whites.
We will obviously sleep with you on the first date... but if you take us to this burger bed it is a guarantee that we will drop trou within the first five minutes-with the lights on - even if you are John Gosselin.
we spoke too soon - this photo was just leaked of Johnny G's and our burger baby...
Apparently this burg-mania is crossing borders (state borders) as you will, and we went South to (s)explore every nook and cranny of this phenoManA.
Let's start with this little gem:
Let's start with this little gem:
How much money do we need to pay to eat that Assburger?! But before we sink our teeth between those juicy buns, we demand a discount! There is no doubt in our minds that there is going to be a hair or two in that juicy little morsel...and no one wants to be remembered as the tranny with the pube stuck between her pearly whites.
We will obviously sleep with you on the first date... but if you take us to this burger bed it is a guarantee that we will drop trou within the first five minutes-with the lights on - even if you are John Gosselin. we spoke too soon - this photo was just leaked of Johnny G's and our burger baby...
This is so fucking Fashion Nasty. Does this come in XXXL?
Speaking of XXXL - Queef Latina is opening up a FATBURGER in MIAMI http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/16/latifah-to-be-burger-queen/. We always have a place in our he(f)art for this burger butch.
wait...WHAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT ABOUT BURGER BITCH?!
RIDE OR DIE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If anyone knows where this Mechanical Burger (s)exists -please email us at attackofglitter@gmail.com. As soon as we find the destination of this hidden tr(pl)easure we will take our Yacht to the nearest port, dock our ship - and fly our private jet to that littler joy ride. We will ride that mother crunker bareback until the sun don't shine no mo'...This is a full package (emphasis on package) deal - so it's ALL or nothing folks...
love you like a sista
Glitta Nacion
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