Glitt(clit)(h)er Nation saluted our shorts on the 4th to the BIG O(mr.big)(orgasm)(Obama) you choose -as in what happened when we all reunited, IT FELT SO GOOD "that's what she said"... We were seriously bummed about the death of one of the GREATEST SKATMEN of ALL TIME - ED Mcmahon(burger)... JUST KIDDING I am talking about MJ aka Jacko aka Michael Jackson... aka our real birth father. So we drowned our sorrows in 2 buck chuck(emphasis on CHUCK)(once again taking the Trader Joe's challenge...and showing the man who is boss) and proceeded to participate in a mormon ritual called celbiate polygamy with one another. We all proceeded to scissor until the sun went down and got preggers with Glitter babies. Then we bathed in a pool, met the real Skatman Joe, got some temp tats, skat on sum raw burgers anymal style, made friends with Foxy Brown's cousin and had a Birth of a (Glitter)Nation...aka discovered the newest member of glitter nation the Panty LiOness...
The weekend was so epic that I decided to Cumpile a FIVE AHLIVE, of fashion Nasty DO-Doo's to celebrate your CUNT(ry's) INDIEPEENIEDANCE
5. DO
MAKE FRIENDS WITH YOUR NEIGHBORS
...then wash their car....
...then wax their car with your hoooooohaa
4.GET A TEMP TAT (one of these is actually rizealll)
3.SUPPORT YOUR PRESIDENT ...in public OBVIOUSLY
2.RECRUIT and then MAKEOUT with FASHION NA$TIES/EACHOTHER
1. MAKE YOUR PANTY LINES VISIBLE (that goes without saying)
THat's what she said...
-Robyn Cradles
