The Newest Member of the Saddle Club aka Ruff Riders

R u stayin' at le hilton? R u stayin' at le hyatt? Are you stayin' at le back stables at the Hampton Classic? One may never know...but for us fa$hion nasties the only jockey's touching our bodies are our tighty whities...if u catch our drift. So crack that whip glitterati!!!!! and prepare yourselves for the subtle seduction of this young stallion-the na$$$Tiest bitch on the block!!!...and we mean this in all senses of the word.