PROOF THAT THERE IS A G.O.D

I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING!!!!!! I POOPED MY PANTS! IS THIS REAL LIFEEEE???!!!!

mala mal MALUCAaaaaaa

we knew this bitch was fashion nasty from the moment we laid eyes on her!!! Shit man! she has beer cans in her hair as rollers! THIS BITCH IS THE NASTIEST FASHION NASTY ON 182nd. I LOVE HER!!!! she is the SCAT's MEEEoWWWWW

TOUCH MY BARREH

Lesbian soup...the pot thickens...

DOES CAMPBELLS HAVE A LESBIAN SOUP AGENDA?

(this article is dedicated to Jason Waterfalls - the inventor of the term lesbian soup)

a couple weeks ago the New York Times reported this shocking news....

Your body is probably home to a chemical called bisphenol A, or BPA. It’s a synthetic estrogen that United States factories now use in everything from plastics to epoxies — to the tune of six pounds per American per year. That’s a lot of estrogen.

More than 92 percent of Americans have BPA in their urine, and scientists have linked it — though not conclusively — to everything from breast cancer to obesity, from attention deficit disorder to genital abnormalities in boys and girls alike.

Now it turns out it’s in our food.

Consumer Reports magazine tested an array of brand-name canned foods for a report in its December issue and found BPA in almost all of them. The magazine says that relatively high levels turned up, for example, in Progresso vegetable soup, Campbell’s condensed chicken noodle soup, and Del Monte Blue Lake cut green beans.

The magazine also says it found BPA in the canned liquid version of Similac Advance infant formula (but not in the powdered version) and in canned Nestlé Juicy Juice (but not in the juice boxes). The BPA in the food probably came from an interior coating used in many cans.

link to read the rest of the article: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/08/opinion/08kristof.html?_r=2&scp=1&sq=progresso&st=cse

THEN I UNCOVERED THIS:

OH

MY

G.O.D

this article was originally posted on feministing.org

This holiday season, Swanson Broth (a subsidiary of Campbell Soup) decided to make a very sweet advertisement promoting their product. The ad features the story of a lesbian couple preparing their meal on Christmas Eve with their young son, and it was featured in The Advocate, who has many GLTBQ readers:

No problem, right? Well, not to the far-right gay-haters at the American Family Association . The organization, known for boycotting Disney, McDonalds and Hallmark for "embracing the homosexual agenda", sent out the following email blast:

Send an email to Campbell Soup Company President Douglas Conant. Tell him you want his company to stop supporting the gay agenda.

In the December, 2008 and January, 2009 issues, Campbell Soup Company bought two, two-page advertisements in the latest issues of the nation's largest homosexual magazine, "The Advocate." The ads promote their Swanson line of broth.

In one of the December ads, the Campbell Soup Company highlighted the lives of two lesbians with their son. The others feature New York City chefs. See the ads here.

Campbell Soup Company has openly begun helping homosexual activists push their agenda. Not only did the ads cost Campbell's a chunk of money, but they also sent a message that homosexual parents constitute a family and are worthy of support. They also gave their approval to the entire homosexual agenda.

What lovely holiday spirit, eh?

Fortunately, Campbell Soup is standing their ground, as company spokesperson Anthony Sanzio replied :

"We support all types of families, regardless of how they're defined, [and have done so] for more than 100 years," Sanzio offers. "We advertise in a variety of different media outlets that appeal to a broad spectrum of society. That's what we're doing here, and that's what we'll continue to do."

Bravo to Cambell Soup for standing up for human decency and against this ridiculous homophobic bigotry.

I, for one, am going to go buy a can of Campbell Soup and mail it to AFA headquarters, with a note telling them that I fully support Campbells and will continue to happily buy their products. Here's their mailing address, if you'd like to join in:

American Family Association
P. O. Drawer 2440
Tupelo, MS 38803

LOOKS LIKE CAMPBELL'S JUST FOUND THEIR TARGET MARKET

RC (I can't even believe this is real - they even put BUTTERNUT SQUASH as the recipie, how does life set itself up so beautifully?)

Diva Snap

GLITTER NATION'S NEW SECRET(ion) HANDSHAKE

GET IT GIRL

ROBYN CRADLE'S GUIDE TO GETTING IT ON

SCAT GOT YOUR TOUNGE?

Has your love life this HOLYgay season left you with a stench you don't want to clean up?

Did you forget to take out the (g)litter?

Do you find yourself in an ally with a TOMCAT after midnight moaning and groaning like a scat in heat?

Too much scat nip(ples) got you chasing your own tail?

....then you my dear are WELL on your way to being...

THE ULTIMATE SCAT WOMAN

Before your romantic endeavors this SEXmass leave you tangled, mangled and bo-jangled in a ball of yarn remember this - you are the master(bater) of your own universe, the power is yours young spread thigh. So go out and booze it, chooze it, and loose it (on the dance floor)

LISTEN TO THE AGE OL' GLITTER NATION SAYING

You only live once - make sure it's enough.

Fortunately enough for you SCATS have 9 LIVES, so before you let your man candy tickle your fancy feast you need to make sure to get your pussy under control and on patrol

if you want to beat the Scatman at his own game then you must become the ultimate scat woman...

DEAR ROBYN CRADLES

take no prisoners

(sexual prisoners are a different story....)

Dear Robyn,

My love life has gone down the drain recently. I just don't understand men! I've been told I'm a very attractive woman and I have many men who are interested in me. The only problem is that when I find one I like, it never seems to go the way I want. Just as things start getting serious the guy completely bails out! Do I have some sort of disease or something? I feel like I am doing everything wrong. HELP!

- Bruised and Heartbroken, brooklyn, ny

Dear Bruised and Heartbroken,

Don't let the MAN get you down!!! You are the beauty and he is the beast - and this is a tale as old as time. What gal hasn't had this happen to her? This story has been told a million times, we've all been there. Men are s(CAT's) and like all furry little creatures they have petting and biting syndrome aka they only allows a certain number of strokes before turning and nipping you in the butt, and running away with their tale between his legs. The best medicine for a broken heart is GETTING BACK IN THE GAME!!!! GO OUT WITH THE LADIES, get BODIED, and for the love of god GET SOME ACTION. So girl, follow my titty tips below, slap on some red lipstick and put on your highest heels. And you will be feeling shiny and new in no time at all.

xoxo

Robyn

1. PAIN FOR PLEASURE

Say for instance your foot hurts and all of a sudden some one slaps you in the face. How long does it take to forget about your achey foot? Probably about .2 seconds...

Point blank, if a dude hurts you all you have to do is meet some one else and you will forget all about it. Go get 'em girlfriend!!

2. DON'T SLEEP WITH THE GUY YOU LIKE

If you really like a dude, don't fuck him. Yes, It is hard to resist la temptacion of Jesus Christo but you just got to do it. It's more fun when you are running up that hill and he's chasing you hand in his pants...

Most girls when they are dating a guy think like this.... "I like this guy, why would I want to do it with anyone else?/ I'd be deceiving him if I slept with anyone else." WRONG, WRONG AND WRONG. GET THAT SHIT OUT OF YOUR HEAD -first of all and most importantly - if you sleep with some one else, HOW IS THE GUY YOU ARE DATING EVER GOING TO FIND OUT???

If you really like a guy hang out with him, get to know eachother, but wait until there is a clear emotional bond formed before you engage his member. REMEMBER- HE SHOULD BE THE ONE CHASING YOU. When you leave with your ovaries in a knot have five booty calls lined up. After you hang out with your ROMEO, you can call up Mercutio and he will take you out and eat you out (even if he's your cousin - which leads me to point#3).

3. WHO IS GOD? YOU ARE...

A Scatwoman is an opportunist and we are in a committed relationship with GOD

G.O.D = Getting. On. Dick.

Sometimes we are here to serve GOD and sometimes GOD is here to serve us. Of course there are certain limitations with GOD, but for the most part if you love GOD as much as I do you will begin to see the light. Our love of GOD drives us to do all sorts of blasphemies like flirting with our second cousin twice removed, that's legal in most states... RIGHT? At Glitter Nation we don't ever judge GOD, when GOD get's on our minds we have to do something about it, and will go to any unholy extent to get what we want.

4. If a guy doesn't go down on you DUMP HIM.

LOOK ladies, there is no wiggle room here. Why would you ever want to date a guy that doesn't like eating your puss in boots?? IF he doesn't kiss your rain and you still want to date him I need to ask you - ARE YOU fucking for real, is this guy for real??? There are no excuses if a man does not put his nose in your tulips.

You need a guy that wants to eat the fish right of the bone. Let me be clear- If you have seen his peen and he hasn't tasted your filet o' fish, DROP HIM LIKE IT"S HOT! I am speaking from experience, if a guy doesn't do it the first time, or doesn't do it at all - HE NEVER WILL.

you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Think about what a better place the world would be if every man knew how to suck a pussy like a porkchop.

5.Everybuttie is FUCKIN'

As GAGA stated "a condom is ultimate fashion accessory". This is why we love her. Look, I know it feels like 100% better with out the glove, but even that didn't stop michael jackson from wearing one. YOU never know knows who your man is banging on the side... Look, you can give your man the benefit of the doubt, but until he takes you to the altar and puts a ring on your stinky pinky he is going to do whomever the fuck he wants. SO PROTECT YOURSELF little lady!

5. How do you know when a guy's lying?....when his hips are moving...

I DON'T CARE WHAT GOLDEN GOD YOU THINK YOUR MAN IS. A man will say ANYTHING UNDER THE SUN to dittle your skittle, get your klondyke bar and take it home baby. I've LITERALLY SEEN IT ALL. Men will say/do anything if they think they have a chance of sticking their pole in your hole. If you want to break a piece off of their scatkat bar let 'em seduce you with words, but BE SMART ABOUT IT. MEN are all talk when SEX is involved - so when they say they're going to call you the morning after, don't believe them until it actually happens.

5. LITTLE BLACK...

Consider this your BIBLE: Coco Loco CHANEL created the little black dress for EVERY WOMAN...and this sexy little number is what motivated men to have little black books. The more you re-use and recycle your LBD the more you will put your digits into LBB and the more likely you will have TOM, HARRY and DICK calling you up and taking you out. There are so many men in this world, make it your mission(ary) to SEDUCE AND DESTROY.

6. CONTEMPO CASUAL

Keep it CASHual. YOU BASICALLY NEED TO DATE AS MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU CAN UNTIL YOU MEET THE ONE!!!!!

REmember you should have at least 5 guys on rotation, even if you like one of them more....

DON'T EVER LET YOUR SELF BE THE GIRL THAT DID THIS

xoxo

RCola

IS THIS REAL LIFE

GET IN MY BELLY

ALL MY THICKEY THICKS - PLZ STAND UP!!!!!!!

shake whatcha mama gave ya!

Rachel Bilson's Deleted Sex Scene from Rachel Bilson

A♥J

il lionness