K(R)eepin' it KOOL

AC Slatez k(r)eeps it crazy, sexxxy and kool in this new upcoming spread(eagle) collection courtesy of Shelly Long's Campaign of the Beverly Hills Troupe de Ville 9-0-2-1-0.

Really, KOOL ain't yer average pack of menthols, ladies and gents, it's also a lyfestyle (extra large magnum). The summer is full of safari surprises so make sure to put on that sunblock a la sun(cock)block and get yer leather face on.

Otherwise, you could just be another raisin in the sun.

XOXOX, yers truly, DIET SQUIRT <3

Audrina Partridge is FASHION NASTY (GET IN MY BELLY!)

CJ's aka Carl's Junior aka GLITTERNATION's snack sexpress 3pm booty call joint, back in LA LA land, just BLEW MY MIND when i saw their new add campaign!!!!! GOLD SPANDEX+BURGER= FASHION NASTY. Supposedly this is new burger is a 660 calorie Teriyaki burger with Pineapple inside - for more info check this NASTINESS OUT:

http://www.carlsjr.com/company/releases/carls-jr-offers-a-taste-of-the-tropics-with-new-teriyaki-burgers/

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/watch-audrina-patridge-chow-down-on-burger-in-bikini-2009226

i can't embed the video for some reason.

but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD watch this.

xoxo

Robin C.

Glitter Nation hearts AFRIKA

Ever been to Africa?

The Hamburglar's journey into the wild.

...Neither have we, but why go to Africa when you can create a Jungle Safari of your very own aqui en Los Estados Unidos? Us Fashion Nasties pay homage daily to the land of our ancestors by wearing prints inspired Africa's most rare and endangered species. Exotic animal prints are a must and if Yahweh Forbid you can't get your hands on the real thing, we strongly advise wearing your second skin - spandex. Afraid of cameltoes? Don't worry - Camels in Africa have two humps, and if you keep those tight pants on maybe you will too! Embrace your natural habitat, but take percautions - we strongly advise DO NOT, we repeat DO NOT wear you leopard chaps during mating season...

Diet Squirt loves bathing her son Malcolm in her Zebra cami, fashionable and functional...

The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree if you catch my drift...

Don't go Jason Waterfalls, it's mating season!

Don't wake this rare feline, she's a Man Eater!

We recommend scanning your neighborhood Forever 21, American Apparel, Hot Topic, Gentleman's Club, Goodwill, Rainbow and your Mom's closet for the most up to the minute styles.

xoxo RC

The McGangbang - ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!!

Whoever invented The McGangbang is living the fash-nasty skatlife in 4-DIMENSIONS while riding a unicorn, pooping glitter and listening to Mariah Carey's Butterfly.

This is UTTERLY fucking AMAZING!

Translation from www.urbandictionary.com
1. McGangbang

A McGangbang is a sandwich creation that can only be found at McDonalds (originally started at Daytona Beach ISB McDonalds). It is a super sandwhich for hungry value menu customers. Order off the Dollar Menu two cheeseburgers and a spicy chicken sandwhich. Now it's time to create your monster sandwhich. From bottom up: bun, patty, bun, spicy chicken breast, bun, patty, bun and somewhere in between all these layers is an orgasm of lettuce, tomato, ketchup, mustard, pickle, and mayo. Squish sandwich together and enjoy yourself a McGangbang. It has all the cheesy beef patty goodness you crave with a spicy chicken kick.

Drive Thru Attendent: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order? Customer: Yes, can I have a McGangbang please? Drive Thru Attendent: Two cheeseburgers and a spicy chicken sandwhich? Customer: Yeah. Drive Thru Attendent: That will be $3.21 sir, please pull to the first window.

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-I AM GOING TO GET ONE AND PUT A CHALUPA IN THE MIDDLE TO SPICE THINGS UP

ADIOS mis AMIGOS

(_*_) robin cradles

The NASTY inspiration behind Mariah's Rainbow

can you TASTE THE RAINBOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I THOUGHT SO

xoxo

Robin Cradles

The Fashion, The Nastiest... The Double Double Animal Style with FRIES

A Fashion Nasty Lifestyle is ALL ABOUT THE MEAT... more importantly the MAN MEAT... but when we can't get our hands on a double dose of juicy meat, tender buns and a nice creamy sauce to top it all off (...and if we are lucky maybe even a toy or two...), we have to settle for the next best thing - A Happy Meal. Just like a man a Happy Meal is cheap, easy, and fills you up GOOD... the only down side is that once you are through with it you can't wait to get it out of your system! So when you are thinking about the next time you are going to do it doggy style, we are sitting around thinking about when we are going to get it double double ANIMAL STYLE WITH FRIES

Afterall U and ME baby Ain't Nothing but MAMMALS...

until next time,

ROBIN CRADLES