Ever been to Africa?
The Hamburglar's journey into the wild.
...Neither have we, but why go to Africa when you can create a Jungle Safari of your very own aqui en Los Estados Unidos? Us Fashion Nasties pay homage daily to the land of our ancestors by wearing prints inspired Africa's most rare and endangered species. Exotic animal prints are a must and if Yahweh Forbid you can't get your hands on the real thing, we strongly advise wearing your second skin - spandex. Afraid of cameltoes? Don't worry - Camels in Africa have two humps, and if you keep those tight pants on maybe you will too! Embrace your natural habitat, but take percautions - we strongly advise DO NOT, we repeat DO NOT wear you leopard chaps during mating season...
Diet Squirt loves bathing her son Malcolm in her Zebra cami, fashionable and functional...
The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree if you catch my drift...
Don't go Jason Waterfalls, it's mating season!
Don't wake this rare feline, she's a Man Eater!
We recommend scanning your neighborhood Forever 21, American Apparel, Hot Topic, Gentleman's Club, Goodwill, Rainbow and your Mom's closet for the most up to the minute styles.
xoxo RC
